This game of chance has a lot of nerve to tell me to keep my day job based on the roll of one die, but it was a fun waste of five minutes that you might enjoy too.
Update, ten minutes later:
So, on my second try rolling the die, I got the following results:
You scored 54 points. You’re William Shakespeare: A writer for the ages!
Which, of course, is the main lesson for writers: Keep trying. Keep writing.